In the spirit of endless off-season optimism, we want to celebrate CFB Signing Day with Cowbucker's First Annual Losers Are Winners Sale! Whatever your team's loss percentage last season, that's how much we're taking off the hats! Tomorrow ONLY, Midnight to Midnight, Collegiate Buckers are up to 92% Off (we're looking at you Fresno State). February 2nd brings a new dawn, and all of our stocks are on the rise.
We're going to be straight with you guys... On a personal level, this past football season was a rough one at Cowbucker HQ. Most of you know that we started at the University of Oregon and wave our Duck flag often, but we've got other allegiances too: Wildcats, Aggies, and Bulldogs, just to name a few. What do all of these teams have in common? They all lost this year. A LOT.
We also know (Tiger fans, you can skip ahead) that a lot of you are in the same boat. Even if it was just one game, most of you Buckers lost more than you wanted to.
The silver lining of being losers (besides our beefed up tris from all that Surrender Cobra) is that Signing Day is tomorrow and we all get to spend the next 200 days imagining the undefeated season to follow!
So, on a day of hope for the future, we're celebrating being losers together by practically giving hats away. Some might say we "didn't think this through" and are going to "lose money", but after last season y'all deserve it!*